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Total Medals Earned: 1,353 (From
192 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 21,010 Points
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Helpford 5 Points
Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).
Slapford 5 Points
High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.
Tatsumaki Stepukyaku 5 Points
See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.
Smega Buster 5 Points
Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).
Sargeford 5 Points
T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.
Stepforang 5 Points
Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.
Stepfockey 5 Points
Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.
Stepfnaf 5 Points
Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.
Disarmd 5 Points
Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.
Slaymord 5 Points
As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.
Stabality 5 Points
Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.
Robord 5 Points
Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.
Stwiss Cheeseord 5 Points
There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.
Steiko from Mortal Kombat Fourd 5 Points
Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.
Heartford (Connecticut) 5 Points
Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.
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10K Damage 5 Points
Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.
Bonus Skills 5 Points
Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.
Disarmed 5 Points
Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.
Family Roots 5 Points
Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.
Fog of War 5 Points
Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.
Give 100% 5 Points
Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.
Instant Knowledge 5 Points
Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.
Limits Broken 5 Points
Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!
No Mercy 5 Points
Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.
RIP in Peace 5 Points
Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.
Second Chance 5 Points
Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!
Secret Soundboard 5 Points
Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.
Sometimes Invincible 5 Points
Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.
Unusual Torture 5 Points
Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.
1M Damage 10 Points
Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!
Book Worm 10 Points
Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!
Child Minder 10 Points
Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.
Generic Holiday 10 Points
Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)
Not Pok*mon 10 Points
Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.
Unlimited Blade Works 10 Points
Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.
Cartographer 25 Points
Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.
None Are Safe 25 Points
Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.
Nuclear Holocaust 25 Points
Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.
Quest Cuck 25 Points
Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.
Squishy 25 Points
Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...
None Are Free 100 Points
Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.
100K Damage 5 Points
Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!
Uncontrollable Hunger 5 Points
Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.
Nice Guy 10 Points
Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.
Public Servant 10 Points
Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.
Seduction 10 Points
Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.
10M Damage 25 Points
Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!