Total Medals Earned: 1,415 (From 208 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,170 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
Start to view a gallery bunch of spiders!
You have seen all spiders in this gallery.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 23/39 (160/500 points)
Shoot the square.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/14 (225/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
recruit one hitchhiker
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 9/11 (375/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Medals Earned: 7/8 (350/375 points)
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Find all the secret movies!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Medals Earned: 8/21 (45/370 points)
Play Sunnyside Vs. The Eggies!
Look at the options.
Look at the credits screen.
Clear 1 floor.
Clear 3 floors.
Die for the first time.
Find and destroy a golden egg.
Clear 6 floors.
Clear 10 floors.
Clear 15 floors.
Clear 20 floors.
Get 50 upgrades in one run.
Play on Christmas (postboy's idea im sorry)
Play on Funky Monkey Friday (ANY FRIDAY!)
Medals Earned: 3/40 (20/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the second present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Medals Earned: 2/40 (10/230 points)
Open the eleventh present!
Open the thirty-second present!
Defeat the Yeti in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Defeat Santa in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Collect all 25 cards in the Yule Duel arcade game!
Witness the Day of the Little Candles
Read "A Gift to Never Forget" in the Blue Door
Use the home movie theater to its fullest and catch a premiere! (deja vu)
Open all the presents
Medals Earned: 14/14 (570/570 points)
Buy it from the store
Equip any item
Equip an item in each team slot
Buy a book
Get 100 kills in a game
Get 1000 kills in a game
Get 10000 kills in a game
Enjoy the fire and music
Reach Difficulty 10
Reach Difficulty 50
Reach Difficulty 100
Dunno
Buy everything the store has to offer