Total Medals Earned: 1,396 (From 202 different games.) Total Medal Score: 21,895 Points
Medals Earned: 4/17 (70/490 points)
Light up all torches in the cavern.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Help all 3 hidden survivors.
Find all clay orbs in the cavern.
Find all clay fruit pieces.
Get all upgrades from Fregg's Shop
Get back to the surface.
Beat the game with 100% item completion.
Beat the game in less than 50 minutes.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/295 points)
Start The Game
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Defeat Jack
Defeat Luis
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Medals Earned: 9/25 (55/485 points)
Play 360 Degrees.
Squash all 5 birds.
Find the Secret Tape
Flip 3 times in the air.
Finish with more than 5k points.
Finish with more than 20k points.
Finish with more than 75k points.
Complete two goals at once.
Collect SKATE.
Collect COMBO.
Knock over all 10 garbage cans.
Overload the water system.
Survive a whole minute after the timer ends.
Finish with more than 125k points.
Finish with more than 300k points.
Finish with more than 500k points.
Finish with more than 1M points.
Finish with more than 2M points.
Finish with more than 5M points.
Finish with more than 10M points.
Complete three goals at once.
Complete four goals at once.
Complete five goals at once.
Complete all six goals at once.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/35 points)
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Medals Earned: 8/8 (185/185 points)
Play the game
Play as Redcon
Play as Pigeon
Finish a level and enter the item room
Talk to Shackler
Die
Defeat the first boss
Defeat Chef Allison B.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (175/225 points)
Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
???
Medals Earned: 3/4 (175/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Beat the Game
The more aggressive problem solver.
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (190/190 points)
Enter The First Level of Hell
Enter The Second Level of Hell
Enter The Third Level of Hell
Enter The Fourth Level of Hell
Enter The Fifth Level of Hell
Enter The Sixth Level of Hell
Enter The Seventh Level of Hell
Enter The Eigth Level of Hell
Enter The Ninth Level of Hell
Find and kiss the secret poster